Archive for the ‘Opinion’ Category
Two Graphic Artists Get Into Pissing Match Over Their Borough
Gone are the glory days of real rivalries. The Hatfields versus the McCoys, Tupac versus Biggie, Yanks versus the Red Sox… Oh, but this…. THIS is not one of those rivalries. In fact, mentioning those names along with this pitiful back and forth is an insult to all previously named rivalries. Two half-wits with Photoshop [...]
Community Board 1 Continues Huffing and Puffing About Williamsburg Waterfront
There has been a fair amount of community outcry over North 7/8/9th street taking the brunt of the traffic flow from the Williamsburg Waterfront concerts with reported damage to vehicles, trash left on the sidewalks and “drunks running crazed through the streets vomiting on everything.” In an earlier meeting the Community Board took a vote [...]
Your Dad Was a Hipster
I know, a blogpost about a blog could open a rift in the time-space continuum and blow your fucking mind. But some things are worth the risk and your dad being a hipster is one of them. Maybe you knew your dad was a hipster. Maybe he listened to music that used to be obscure [...]
Homeless Man Attacked by Rat on BK 4-Train
Seriously, it doesn’t get much worse than this. Here you are just trying to catch a snooze away from the elements on the warm and comfortable 4-train and BAM, you wake up with a rat on your face. A RAT ON YOUR FACE. Need I repeat myself? Just watch and be warned: keep your ass [...]
Monday Morning Jams: Darwin Deez – Radar Detector
Welcome back to the week, Brooklyn. To help you emerge from your SantaCon induced delirium tremens, check out a little Darwin Deez for a quick pick-me-up and a prime example of why everyone makes fun of the Brooklyn hipster dress code. Seriously.
Brooklyn Bees, Sippin on the Sizzurp
Brooklyn bees are no better than Lil Wayne. Mere months after bee-hives were legalized in New York City, the bees are already hitting the sizzurp, proving once and for all Lil Wayne has taken control of the human and animal population. Not since the Gambino Family has someone wielded so much power from a federal [...]
Welcome Back to Reality, Brooklyn
Vacation is over and reality has returned with a sunny and mild-mannered vengeance, inviting you to sit back in your office chair and think about all the exercise you should be doing to return yourself to that pre-Thanksgiving form you delusionally thought you were in. For those of you who fled to far corners of [...]
He Has a Mustache, But Wears it Unironically. Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters.
It’s open season on the hipster and Charles Bronson is packin’ heat.
How to Get a Hipsterette at a Halloween Party: Challenge Her to a Farting Contest?
Evidently, the best way to impress a hipsterette is challenge her to a farting contest. Whether you are supposed to win or not – we aren’t quite sure yet. A costumed Zombie Terrance & Phillip spells out his farting contest experience in a “Missed Connections” Craigslist post, which you will have to read for yourself [...]
