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Gone are the glory days of real rivalries. The Hatfields versus the McCoys, Tupac versus Biggie, Yanks versus the Red Sox…
Oh, but this…. THIS is not one of those rivalries. In fact, mentioning those names along with this pitiful back and forth is an insult to all previously named rivalries….
Read MoreThere has been a fair amount of community outcry over North 7/8/9th street taking the brunt of the traffic flow from the Williamsburg Waterfront concerts with reported damage to vehicles, trash left on the sidewalks and “drunks running crazed through the streets vomiting on everything.” In an earlier meeting the…
Read MoreI know, a blogpost about a blog could open a rift in the time-space continuum and blow your fucking mind. But some things are worth the risk and your dad being a hipster is one of them.
Maybe you knew your dad was a hipster. Maybe he listened to music…
Read MoreSeriously, it doesn’t get much worse than this. Here you are just trying to catch a snooze away from the elements on the warm and comfortable 4-train and BAM, you wake up with a rat on your face. A RAT ON YOUR FACE. Need I repeat myself? Just watch and…
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Welcome back to the week, Brooklyn. To help you emerge from your SantaCon induced delirium tremens, check out a little Darwin Deez for a quick pick-me-up and a prime example of why everyone makes fun of the Brooklyn hipster dress code. Seriously.
Brooklyn bees are no better than Lil Wayne. Mere months after bee-hives were legalized in New York City, the bees are already hitting the sizzurp, proving once and for all Lil Wayne has taken control of the human and animal population. Not since the Gambino Family has someone wielded so…
Read MoreVacation is over and reality has returned with a sunny and mild-mannered vengeance, inviting you to sit back in your office chair and think about all the exercise you should be doing to return yourself to that pre-Thanksgiving form you delusionally thought you were in.
For those of you who fled…
Read MoreIt’s open season on the hipster and Charles Bronson is packin’ heat.
Evidently, the best way to impress a hipsterette is challenge her to a farting contest. Whether you are supposed to win or not – we aren’t quite sure yet. A costumed Zombie Terrance & Phillip spells out his farting contest experience in a “Missed Connections” Craigslist post, which you will…
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